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A Frank Guide to Dealing with Pirates

Tired of losing your precious cargo to pirates? I'm here to help!

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Frank J. Fleming
Oct 27, 2022
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With an election coming up, we’re getting more clarity on the issues that really matter to Americans. And the issue that has been brought up the most lately is fear of scurvy-ridden pirates.

There’s little worse than losing all your precious cargo to pirates, but are the Democrats and the Biden administration doing anything about pirates? Yes, they took their infrastructure bill and renamed it the “Pirate Prevention Act,” but in fact, it did nothing to stop pirates. In fact, pirate attacks have gone up since its passage.

That’s why I’m here to help with tips to prevent pirate attacks and keep your ships safe. I’m limiting this post to paid Frank Talk subscribers, though, because it is very important and useful information. Will I feel bad if a free subscriber gets attacked by pirates because he lacks this information? A little bit, but he made his choice.


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