A Frank Guide to Dealing with Women

The two magic words

Women. How do their brains work? Science isn’t sure. Scientists haven’t been able to study women much because women don’t like hanging out with nerds.

Still, I’d say I’m pretty good with women. Women like me. I’ve even been married to a woman for over 15 years. And she is still around and makes me dinner. So I must be doing something right. So I thought I’d share my wisdom on dealing with the mysterious and unknowable gender.

So perhaps you’re a man hoping to one day woo a woman — as that is important to the propagation of the species — but like all men, you are scared and confused about how to approach this creature. Or perhaps you are a woman yourself but have to deal with other women or need to understand how to deal with yourself. Well, it’s your lucky day. Because I know the secret.

Yes, there is a secret to dealing with women, and it comes down to two little words you need to tell them: