A Frank Solution to a Nicer Online Experience

The online experience has becomes toxic; here’s how to fix that

The internet has allowed us instant¹ access to all human knowledge and the ability to communicate with everyone throughout the world. But there’s a problem with it: It’s full of dumb jerks.

It used to be that computers were super complicated, so only cool smart people like me could use them. But now computers are simple to use (thanks, Steve Jobs!) so that every moron can get on one and be on the internet. And you’d think those dummies would use the access to all the information to be happy and read about sharks or something, but instead they use all that technology to find new, obscure things to get angry at. Now the internet is just full of the dumbest people constantly screeching at each other.

We need a solution. Luckily, I’m still super smart, so I’ve come up with a way to solve it all.