A Scientific Analysis of Why Liberals Can't Be Funny and Also Smell Bad

And are ugly

There are a lot of right-wing grifters out there who want to mindlessly “own the libs” and are always making stupid attacks against everyone on the left, not caring if there is any factual basis to their attacks or if they’re being hypocritical.

As you all know, though, I am a very even-keeled person — immune to partisan rancor — who likes to approach things from a position of understanding. I am also a scientist (prove I’m not) who prefers to stand above emotion and use logical analysis. So while I’m going to look into an area that is unflattering to the left, I’m not doing this to “own” them but am trying to be as fair-minded as possible. That said, the question I’m trying to answer scientifically is why are liberals incapable of being funny and also smell bad.

And are ugly.

This is a complex topic, but I hope you’ll approach my findings with an open mind. So let’s dive right into what’s up with weird, unfunny, stinky liberals.