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Nick H's avatar

"Annular eclipse is when the moon is in front of the sun but the moon is too small to completely block it because it got cold. It happens."

😂 I would never have known this if I didn't read your posts. Worth every penny for this kind of information.

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David Clark's avatar

lol love your humor!

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leelu's avatar

Or get the four elements and Leslie to work th m.

She *is perfect.

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Tim's avatar

I enjoyed this post, but I think you should have titled it “Eclipse Tips” instead. Not only does it rhyme, but maybe then you could have a better argument for the government censors when they flag it for not actually being “factual.” 😁

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Beastbot's avatar

Eclipse is also way overused as a mysterious feminine name.

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Denver Gregg's avatar

"People don’t even make scifi that takes place that far out." - i honestly thought that was the setting for the Superego series.

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Damian Penny's avatar

Eclipse facts: it used to be a really cool sports car but now it's a boring crossover.

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Samuel Yates's avatar

Ooooooh, I never realized Bob Eclipse also invented the solar eclipse. I only knew him when he released his terrible programming IDE, and always wondered why he wasn’t tarred, feathered, and in the stocks in the town square. I guess maybe the astronomy stuff had bought him enough good will to avoid this (arguably still deserved) fate.

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Anya's avatar

Eclipse fact: the office drink of eclipses in Rhode Island is coffee milk.

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Anya's avatar

Official. But office works too.

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leelu's avatar

'Leeloo'. Effing autocorrect.

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