Q. So what are the main causes of—
A. You need to build more houses.
Q. Yeah, but, there’s a lot of—
A. The answer is build more houses.
Q. Okay, but I wonder about the effects of immigration—
A. Build more houses.
Q. And then is Blackrock who—
A. Build more houses.
Q. Okay, but you have to admit that—
A. We have a supply problem that isn’t meeting demand. You want to try to manipulate demand. That’s dumb. Build more houses and meet demand.
Q. Still, it really seems like what could affect prices—
A. No. Even if you’re right about immigration or Blackrock driving up prices — and you aren’t, as it’s a drop in the bucket — the solution is still to build more houses. You want to foil Blackrock’s evil plans (whatever that is), build more houses, and drive down their investments.
Q. Yeah, but it’s not that simple to build more houses.
A. It actually is. You build more. You build higher. Whatever is needed for demand.
Q. But there are regulations blocking it.
A. Then whoever is making those is the enemy. That’s the whole crisis right there. Get rid of those politicians. Round them up and fire them into the sun if you have to. The solution is to build more houses, and whoever is making that harder is the enemy.
Q. Still, maybe we could—
A. BUILD!
Q. It’s just that there are many causes of—
A. MORE!
Q. I think you need to listen and—
A. HOUSES!
Q. Okay. Okay. I got it.
A. Do you? Are you building more houses?
Q. Not really my thing.
A. Okay, but I don’t want to hear you complaining about housing unless you’re doing something to get more houses built.
Q. Okay, but there are other things that can help, such as—
A. Build more houses!
Q. I don’t get why you have to be so narrow when—
A. Everything other than “build more houses” is a distraction from the real problem: Being able to build more houses. When you talk about anything else, you are just wasting everyone’s time.
Q. Seems a little hypocritical for you to complain about wasting time when all your FAQs—
A. BUILD MORE HOUSES!
I second firing obstructors into the sun and getting rid of 250 million illegals and building more houses. Maybe my kid will be able to afford buying a house then.
Allow more houses to be built and BUILD MORE HOUSES!!! There is no other solution.