Frank News: Gun Control, Pride Month, and What Is a Woman?

The smartest person you know, Frank, explains the news

It’s once again time for me to explain the news to you, so prepare to sit attentively and listen.

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President Biden

So Biden is still president. I’m kind of surprised about this. He doesn’t really seem to want to be there. He’s got inflation and high gas prices and shortages and all he does is sort of mumble about Russia or Trump. And everyone hates him.

Now, I’m no political consultant — but I am the smartest man I know — and I would think if your approval rating is in the toilet and there are big problems everyone is worried about, you’d try to do something big to turn things around. But Biden is sticking to the standing around muttering. I almost kind of admire it. It doesn’t matter how big a disaster is — he’s just going to sit there and look impotent. He’s like a funhouse mirror Calvin Coolidge.

What Is a Woman?

The Daily Wire has a new documentary out from Matt Walsh called What Is a Woman? It’s a movie that couldn’t have been made until now because just a few years ago you wouldn’t be able to find so many people pretending “What is a woman?” is a hard question, but now it’s like every left-winger and it makes great comedy. I mean, we actually had a Supreme Court Justice confirmed who was like, “Duh, I don’t know what a woman is.” Not that long ago, saying that would get you institutionalized.

Yeah, I know it’s kind of self-serving to talk about stuff from the Daily Wire, but maybe if you subscribe to watch that documentary, you can stick around for some great kids programming next year made by the world’s greatest living writer (and the smartest guy I know).

Gun Control