Frank News: Infant Formula, Netflix, and Great Replacement Theory

Frank (me) explains the news

You might have missed it, but there was some news this week. Don’t worry if you don’t understand what’s going on; that’s what I’m here for. So get ready for a blast of explanation right to your face!

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Infant Formula Shortage

So throughout the U.S., there is a big shortage of infant formula. The Biden administration has done nothing about it because they’re like, “Why don’t you just abort the babies? Then you don’t have to feed them!” Abortion — that’s their solution to everything! If there was an Ensure shortage, though, you’d know Biden would immediately activate the national guard.

Some have suggested that instead of using formula, women feed babies using their breasts. That sounds obscene. If someone suggests that to you, ladies, you slap him.

Netflix Cutbacks

Netflix is making a bunch of cutbacks and layoffs, and that includes canceling a couple of series from Ibram X. Kendi such as Antiracist Baby. I can just imagine how that conversation went with the Netflix executives.

“We need to do some cutbacks. Anyone have any ideas?”

“We could cancel all the shows no one actually wanted to watch.”

“Maybe. We were trying to get a marketing deal with Clorox since those shows make you want to drink bleach”

Well, if Netflix wants some good show ideas… oh yeah, they can’t get them from me because all my show ideas go to the Daily Wire. So please cancel your Netflix subscription and subscribe to the Daily Wire. Quality programming coming soon.

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