Frank State Slogans

I show off my creativity

While unemployed, I was thinking: How can I show I’m a creative, valuable hire?

And I had a great idea: Tourism slogans for each state of the U.S.!

Well, I didn’t get around to all… however many states there are. I guess I’m just not creative enough. Still, here were all the states I could think of before I got hired again:

State Tourism Slogans

• Missouri loves company!

• Arkansas: The pirate’s Kansas. Arr!

• You da hoe in Idaho.

• Wyoming? Why not?

• Oregon: See it before it’s Oregon.

• Washington: The rainy one; not the one where the president lives

• Be aware of Delaware.

• Iowa: You owa visit!

• Texas: Text us to find out more about Texas

• Floor it to Florida

• Louisiana: Take it easy … Lou-easy.

• Mississippi: We have four i’s, but we still don’t see you here

• Hawaii: You’ve never been to Hawaii? Ha! Why?

• West Virginia: We’re actually kind of north of Virginia, so don’t end up in Kentucky looking for us

• You tawt Utah a great vacation! (works great if they can license Tweety Bird)

• Alaska: Not just Alaska… The laska.

• New Mexico: Numerous advantages over old Mexico

• Colorado: Give us a call… because we’re rad… o.

• California: Visit because you don’t want to live here