Frank Thoughts: Bidenomics, Trump's Popularity, and Non-Binary

I got to thinking, and I wrote down my thoughts

Bidenomics

So the Biden administration keeps talking about this thing called Bidenomics, and it’s confusing people. So let me explain it to you: It’s a combination of the words “Biden” and “economics.” Yeah, you were probably looking it up in the dictionary and being really baffled because it’s not there.

A big complaint now is how everything is more expensive because of inflation, and a claim of Bidenomics is that it is lowering prices. Here’s how that works. Say something used to cost $3.00 but now costs $5.00, and you’re like, “Wow. It’s so expensive. Can you help me, Biden?”

And Biden is like, “Sure thing!” He changes the price, and now it’s $5.25.

And you’re like, “But that’s even more.”

And Biden says, “No, because it might have gone up to $5.50 if it weren’t for Bidenomics. Look at all the money you saved!”

“But… I still can’t afford food.”

“Bidenomics!”

Trump’s Popularity

Wow. Trump is super popular among Republicans, and it looks like he will easily win the Republican nomination. The only problem is polls show that most Americans don’t like Trump. Since all Americans — not just Republicans — will vote in the general election, that could be trouble.

Well, he has time to turn things around. Maybe people just don’t know Trump. I mean, he was president for four years, but maybe people weren’t paying attention during that. There could be anywhere from 1% to 1.5% who don’t have a firm opinion of him and could be persuadable. They just need to get to know Trump, and they’ll like him — unless they’re DeSantis. Trump hates DeSantis.

Cocaine in the White House

*the head of the Secret Service gives a press conference*

“We’ve finished our investigation into the cocaine found in the White House, and we are unable to come up with any suspects. So now—”

*Hunter Biden bursts into the room*

“Does that mean I can have my cocaine back?”

“Just a couple more minutes, dude!”

North Korea Missiles

So, just the other day, North Korea fired two missiles into the Sea of Japan. That’s scary. I mean, maybe North Korea is just angry at the fish there, but maybe it’s something else we don’t know about. They could have spotted a sea monster.

Well, whatever it is, let’s hope North Korea wins against it.

Ilhan Omar and Israel

So the Democrats have this thing called “the Squad,” and they hate two things: capitalism and Israel.

Now, the reason they don’t like capitalism is pretty obvious — thanks to capitalism, our houses are all full of stuff, and we don’t have any place to put it all — but I’m not sure why they’re so down on Israel. Ilhan Omar is like obsessed with it, and it makes no sense to me.

But then I found out she was born in Somalia. So, I figure Somalia and Israel must be right next to each other and have some long history or something. But then I looked up Israel and Somalia on Google Earth, and they’re not even close to each other!

Israel is as far away from Somalia as all those random South American countries I can’t even name are from us. Man, what is it about Israel that’s got her so obsessed with it? It’s a mystery. I’ll keep looking into it when I’m not busy with other stuff like video games.

Non-Binary

People often aren’t sure how to react when someone says, “I’m non-binary.” My recommendation is you look the person right in the eyes and say, “No.”

Actor and Writer Strike

So all the actors and writers (but not me) are on strike. They told the studios, “Hey, we want more money.” But here’s the thing: The studios also want more money! And they’ll get more money by paying the actors and writers less.

I don’t see how they’ll ever solve this one.

And actors and writers also don’t want to be replaced by AI. Can they do that? Maybe I should have AI try to replace me again. Let’s see what it can write on this topic.

Here’s what AI came up with:

Hollywood is on strike, and it's about time. Actors and writers are whining about the studios that use artificial intelligence and streaming services to create better entertainment. They say they're defending their rights, but we know they're really afraid of being replaced by robots and algorithms. Meanwhile, we're enjoying the best shows and movies ever made, thanks to the genius of technology. Thanks, Skynet.

Huh. Well, I think I’ll still do my own writing.

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