Frank Thoughts on Hamas

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Big Announcement October 16th!!!

Hey, did you know I work for Daily Wire? Well, they have a big announcement on October 16th at 3pm ET that you should probably tune in for. It will be live on Twitter. Or X. Or whatever it is.

What’s the announcement? I dunno. It could be anything. We should all tune in and see!

Rude Awakening for Genocide Supporters

You really have to feel for all the people who just assumed the left was on board with them genociding the Jews and now have had a rude awakening. “Wait, you’re firing me for supporting mass murder? You gave mixed signals! We really thought you’d be happier about raping Israelis and beheading babies!”

Tough Time for the Squad

And this is a really tough time for the Squad, because Hamas is like their best friend, and everyone is just saying mean things about Hamas. They’re focusing on all the bad things Hamas has done, like rape, torture, and murder, and not the good things Hamas as done, such as… Hmm. Let me google “good things Hamas has done.” Okay. Got it.

…and not the good things Hamas had done, such as die.

Confusing Time for the Left

And this is all really confusing for the left because you have people going around, saying, “Hamas mass murdered babies!”

And the left is like, “Yay! Women’s rights!”

And everyone shakes their head and says, “No, mass murdered babies in a bad way.”

Biden to the Rescue

In the wake of the massive tragedy in Israel, Biden is making sure we don’t have to worry about Ticketmaster overcharging us.

When dealing with the world burning around you, the last thing you want is extra hotel fees. Can you imagine anything so terrible?

No Speaker

With all this craziness going on and allies being murdered, it sure would be nice to have a Speaker of the House, but we don’t have a Speaker of the House!

That’s because a handful of Republicans teamed up with all the Democrats to kick out the Republican Speaker of the House because of… reasons.

Now, with Congress in disarray, in this time of crisis, it’s up to Biden to handle everything like making sure we don’t get excessive bag fees.

Jimmy Carter

You remember Jimmy Carter? I don’t because I was about 18 months old when he left office. But I hear it wasn’t great — especially in foreign policy where he was just kind of this hapless idiot where everyone just ran over him.

Know who also doesn’t remember Carter? Biden, because Biden is senile and forgets things. He’s probably right now saying something like, “I got this great new idea: I’ll look weak and ineffectual, and then everyone will leave us alone because we’re non-threatening.” No! Carter tried that, and it didn’t work out!

Exorcist and the Patriarchy

Oh no. The new Exorcist movie actually has a line where the mother from the original Exorcist says, “I guess the priests didn’t let me watch my daughter’s exorcism because of the patriarchy.” and it’s delivered completely seriously.

So, like two priests died saving her daughter, and it’s like 50 years later and she’s mad they mansplained to her a bit? So many people these days could really use the excuse “a demon possessed me” to explain away the things they say.

Non-Binary

Ever notice how most of the people who identify as non-binary are chicks? Weird; as a guy, I would never think of identifying as non-binary. I guess men and women really are different!

Don’t Judge Hamas Too Quickly

The reports that Hamas beheaded some of the forty babies they murdered keeps getting disputed, so if your feelings on Hamas depend on whether they also beheaded the babies they mass murdered, you’ll need to wait to pass judgment on them.

Could AI Be Overhyped?

There is an audio version of this thought.

Is all this talk about AI overblown? With all the hype about artificial intelligence transforming entire industries and taking over jobs, you'd think we're on the brink of a robot uprising. But so far, AI still struggles to mimic basic human cognition. Sure, it can beat grandmasters at chess and generate creepily realistic faces. However, most AI lacks the general intelligence needed to replicate actual human work. Ask an AI assistant to book a doctor's appointment or summarize a long article, and you'll be met with confusion or gibberish. The truth is we're still far from a world where AI can truly replace human roles and judgement. So for now, the predictions of massive job loss seem premature and the millions invested excessive. Wake me up when the bots can not just win Jeopardy but host it with Alex Trebek levels of witty banter.

NOTE: AI wrote this thought, and it was an AI version of me reading in the audio. Wasn’t very good. Not funny at all, and the AI version didn’t have enough uhs to sound realistic.

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