How Biden Can Turn Around His Unpopularity

Frank advice on how to improve Biden's approval rating

It almost seems like President Joe Biden’s approval can’t get any worse. I’m actually feeling kind of sorry for the guy, so I’m going to write a very special post just for him on how to become more popular. If you’re Biden, make sure to give this a thorough read and try out the ideas. You have nothing to lose at this point.

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Ideas to Help Joe Biden’s Approval Rating

Display competency. I’m talking here just the most marginal amount of competency. I mean, just simply displaying some actual understanding of how inflation works, for example. The bar is really low at this point. If you simply remember to wear pants three days in a row, I think you’ll see a boost in approval.

Show you care. If even the most basic competency is beyond you, at least, you know, react in some way. Like when everyone is complaining about prices or lack of necessities like baby formula, at least nod like you heard people. Don’t just lie face down in your drool.

Distance yourself from extremists. Okay, maybe competency and actually reacting to problems is too much, in the least you can distance himself from extremists. But words mean little, so I’d try hitting some woke nutter with a bat. So the next time some left-wing wacko goes, “Remember, men can get pregnant too!” you give that guy a couple of whacks with a Louisville Slugger. That will go a long way toward people saying, “Hey, he’s one of us!”

Speak from the heart. Oh no. I underestimated the old man rage. I didn’t think you’d hit the guy that hard. Why did that have to be my tip you listened to? You’re doing hard time now, Joe. Your next speech is going to have to be during prison visiting hours, so make it count. Everyone will definitely be listening.