This is an absolutely silly article. Technology and my extensive experience can answer this question quite readily.
See? Here I am playing "Hordes of Enemies" on my phone. Watch how my ninja readily defeats like ten opponents right after another. Our Soldiers are basically camouflaged ninjas right? Just change out that hat for a ninja head scarf and we're already half there.
Now when they switch out to zombie nazis we've got to watch out. American Ninja Force is going to need some upgrades (which only cost $2.99 on my phone) but probably cost a lot more in real life because of that Military-Industrial-Complex I keep hearing about. Even so it's money well spent. My ninjas are taking on hundreds of zombie nazis!
Shoot! They've got Roman Soldiers and catapults! Where did they come from? I need like fifty more Ninja Force Team Six Battle Droids! That only costs $6.99. It's okay though - I'm a giver.
Whoops - I'm getting a fraud alert from my bank. But still - it's clear that technology can easily answer this question!
Why would we need to wait before purchasing anything? That's never stopped us before. Just buy it all now and put it on the Debt. I'm sure our grandkids will thank us.
This is an absolutely silly article. Technology and my extensive experience can answer this question quite readily.
See? Here I am playing "Hordes of Enemies" on my phone. Watch how my ninja readily defeats like ten opponents right after another. Our Soldiers are basically camouflaged ninjas right? Just change out that hat for a ninja head scarf and we're already half there.
Now when they switch out to zombie nazis we've got to watch out. American Ninja Force is going to need some upgrades (which only cost $2.99 on my phone) but probably cost a lot more in real life because of that Military-Industrial-Complex I keep hearing about. Even so it's money well spent. My ninjas are taking on hundreds of zombie nazis!
Shoot! They've got Roman Soldiers and catapults! Where did they come from? I need like fifty more Ninja Force Team Six Battle Droids! That only costs $6.99. It's okay though - I'm a giver.
Whoops - I'm getting a fraud alert from my bank. But still - it's clear that technology can easily answer this question!
Your humorous take on the size of the military budget is quite entertaining 😄💰🛸
Why would we need to wait before purchasing anything? That's never stopped us before. Just buy it all now and put it on the Debt. I'm sure our grandkids will thank us.
I guess my rant wasn’t THAT funny, after all.
Thanks for the elbow. 🥸
Death Stars are vulnerable though; better get at least 12, and start working on a larger class of them.
Lighten up Francis
The joke
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Your head.