How to Be a Cool Dude

Tips from the coolest dude around

If there is one thing people notice first about me, it’s that I’m a really cool dude. And thus, people are always asking me, “How do I be a cool dude like you?”

And I always say, “You can’t. It’s impossible. You will always be a dork. Everyone is always going to laugh at you.”

But people don’t like that answer. So, here instead are my tips on being a cool dude like me.