Despite the unpopularity of President Trump and a lot of his policies, the Democrats are still struggling against him as they’re seen as a bunch of weird psychos who don’t even like this country. So how can the Democrats turn things around? I have 9 easy steps to fix the party for them.
How to Fix the Democratic Party
Invite all the trans activists to a secret meeting. They’ve been a big problem for the Democratic Party, so it’s time to have a frank talk with them.
Discuss the need for a compromise. That’s what’s needed for the Democrats to win again — they can’t have the trans activists calling all the shots. They need to be told that politicians have to be allowed to take more common-sense stances on trans issues.
Get out of that room! As expected, at the mention of even the mildest compromise, they completely freaked out and threatened to kill themselves and others. Get out of there and shut the door behind you!
Seal them away for a thousand years. Oh, I forgot to mention earlier you’ll be having the meeting in an underground cavern with lots of powerful glyphs on the door. Now that you’ve locked all the trans activists inside, you can seal them away for a millennium, making them a problem for the Democrats far, far in the future (and, let’s be frank, the country will have collapsed from debt long before then).
Make the wording on the warning outside the seal very clear. You just need to make sure under no circumstances does anyone open that door. So write lots of warnings of how dangerous what’s sealed inside is (to political prospects). Hmm, maybe you went way over the top with the threats, and people will think you just made all that up so people won’t open the sealed door and find all the gold you hid inside.
