Hamas — they sure cause a lot of trouble over in the Middle East. Everyone wants to do something about them, but so far nothing has worked.
And what I’ve noticed about all the methods so far is people are being really mean to Hamas. Like bombing and shooting them. They probably don’t like that (I wouldn’t like that, but other cultures are different).
So here’s my idea: Try being nice to Hamas.
Like give them ice cream.
Or a box full of kittens.
Or take them to the amusement park.
And once we’re really nice to them and they see us as friends, maybe they’ll finally open up and tell us what they really want.
