How to Keep Biden in the Race and Help Him Win

A simple way to make Biden a more viable candidate

I’m usually more helpful to Republicans since I hate Democrats and only casually dislike Republicans, but the Democrats are in complete disarray right now with Biden obviously too old to be president but clinging to office and determined to run again. Thus, I think it would be neighborly to help them out.

And I have a great way to keep Biden in the race while making him a more viable candidate people trust the ability of. And it’s so simple.

Get him hit by a car.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “That would be just another good excuse to get him out of the race.” But that’s because you’re not brilliant like me. This is actually the first step in improving his standing in the race. Let me explain.