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How to Protect the Border with One Simple Fix

End the border crisis today

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Frank J. Fleming
Feb 14, 2024
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There has been a lot of talk about securing the U.S. southern border as people keep flooding over it like we don’t even have a border there. People keep coming up with all these solutions to the crisis that cost a lot of money, like building a wall or hiring more border patrol or digging a moat. These measures get debated endlessly in Congress, and nothing gets done because the President is extremely old and naps all day.

But what if I said I, the smartest person you know, have carefully analyzed the situation and come up with a simple solution that will cost barely anything but completely solve the problem?

Sounds too good to be true? Then you don’t know how smart I am. I have solved this problem completely, and for that work, I think I should be paid. Thus, I’m putting the solution behind a paywall.

Anyway, here it is. Here is the simple solution to end the border crisis:

*PAYWALL STARTS HERE*

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