How to Spot a Political Grifter
Don't get grifted again!
Grifters — they plague the right. These are people who don’t care about the truth or being politically effective; they want to gin up outrage to get themselves attention and money.
But how do you know who’s a grifter? They could be anywhere. You could be listening to one right now. And he’s like a vampire, sucking away all your time and attention that could be effectively used to take on the woke left. It’s a frightening thought.
But I can help.
I have developed proven methods to effectively sort grifters from real, informative pundits. Armed with these methods, you will no longer waste time and resources on those who want nothing more than your money and instead effectively take on the woke left.
What you need is my Political Grifter Identification Kit.
In it is everything you need to identify political grifters. It includes:
Grifter Spotting Guidebook. All the signs for spotting political grifters such as their common habits, phrases, colorations, and mating patterns.
Grift Meter. Beeps whenever you’re near a grifter. Also detects radiation. Either way, if it’s beeping, run away!
Grift Reveal Spray. If you suspect someone is a grifter, just spray him with my patented spray. If he says, “Hey! Stop spraying me! I’m just trying to grift you!” then you’ve found a grifter!
“Please Don’t Grift Me” Button. Just wear it on your jacket to ward off grifters.
Trump Trading Cards. Everyone loves Trump.
Wow. With all that, you’d be well-armed against being taken in by grifters. So how much is it? A thousand dollars? A million dollars? A million dollars plus a thousand dollars?
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But only if you act now!
Yes, you better send your money now to get this toolkit before you get grifted and it’s too late.
Of course, some people would probably rather you not have this toolkit: the woke left. They’d rather you constantly get taken in by grifters rather than listen to effective pundits. Why, if you don’t get this toolkit, the woke left will keep woking until they woke everything with their wokeness. You don’t want that! Send your money in now!
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