New Year’s Prediction

Here’s what I think will happen this following year

This is an image Grok made of me celebrating 2025. It doesn’t actually look like me, but whatever — close enough and I’m still on vacation.

Congratulations! You made it to 2025! The future! We’re like one quarter over with this new century.

But what can we expect this year? Well, only God knows, but I’ll make some predictions.

My Predictions for 2025

• Trump says something that people overreact to.

• Democrats will make an accusation of racism.

• Elon Musk will write multiple tweets.

• Disney will do a live-action remake of one of their popular cartoon movies.

• A clip from The View will go viral from them saying something exceptionally stupid.

• Bernie Sanders will show a complete lack of understanding of economics.

• There will be some new sequels to popular movies.

• Taylor Swift will be in the news.

• I’ll write something that causes a mild chuckle.

• Global thermonuclear war.

Well, those are my predictions. A lot of them sound like some bad stuff, so hopefully I’m wrong. But if they all start to come true, you better prepare for all of them!

What are your predictions?