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The Pager Incident Isn't Funny

Terrorists' balls exploding is not a joke

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Sep 19, 2024
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A horrifying incident happened Tuesday. Thousands of pagers suddenly exploded, blowing up the groins of numerous Hezbollah members. Hospitals were then flooded with terrorists all screaming, “Ow! My balls!” It sounds horrific.

But some people found this funny.

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I don’t get it. Look at the reality of this situation. We have people who trusted each other and thought they were so smart, using pagers to get around the surveillance of the people they hate so much and want to murder — the Jews — but instead their same hated enemy filled those pagers with explosives and castrated them all in one fell swoop. These Hezbollah members were just going about their day, imagining new ways to kill Jews, and suddenly, the Jews exploded their groins. Penises were flying everywhere. What about that was funny?

And yet here are the memes people were making:

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But nothing about this is funny. This is a violent act against people who had simple dreams of genocide. For so many of them, their final words are now:

It’s a terrible act perpetrated by a foreign government and should fill us with horror, not mirth. Now all those terrorists will have PTSD, and will grab their crotches any time they hear a beep. It’s so sad just thinking about it.

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llk24blessed
Sep 20

HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaha. Nope, not funny at all.

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Sep 19

The Jews don't just control the weather, they control your gender now too. Scary.

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