What Are Trump Alleged Crimes? (Illustrated)

They try to claim Trump is a felon, but what exactly did he do?

The Democrats now claim Donald Trump is a felon. They’re constantly putting him on trial, but what exactly are the crimes Trump has supposedly committed? Well, let’s look at all these alleged crimes.

“He punched a baby.”

This alleged crime is just missing context. The baby bit him, making the punching self-defense and thus not a crime.

“He pirated Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.”

People always harp on this one and Trump’s alleged lack of respect for copyright, but he actually got expressed written consent from Michael Bay to do this when he lost his copy on DVD.

“He tied a lady to train tracks.”

Again, this one was self-defense, as the lady had hit him with her purse.

“He yelled, ‘Fire!’ in a crowded theater.”

The prohibition against shouting fire was overturned in Brandenburg, so this isn’t even a crime (though Trump did get kicked out of the theater).

“He robbed a bank.”