People are always accusing my of being partisan with how I’m often giving advice to the Republicans but never to the Democrats. Well, I have a good explanation for that: I don’t like the Democrats. I want bad things to happen to them. Not die, but I’d like them to get hurt in a not too serious way. Like fall down and hit their head on something, like a box. A hard box.
Still, I want to be fair, so for the debate this Thursday, I’m going to give some advice to Biden. He’s behind in the polls right now and it feels like his campaign is flailing, so maybe it’s time to be nice to him and use my superior intellect to help him out.
So, here is my advice for Biden in the debate. There is one key thing he needs to do — and important thing he must concentrate on, and it’s this:
