A Comparison of Rallies (Illustrated)

Are Trump's or Kamala's rallies more popular?

During the presidential debate, Kamala Harris brought up Trump’s rallies, questioning whether they were popular. This made Trump very upset, because he gets his magical powers from his rallies.

So what are Trump rallies like? Well, here is a picture of a typical one done in a small town:

At one rally, 12 billion people attended it. That’s more than the population of Earth.

It’s actually quite dangerous there are so many people at these rallies. Here is Trump trying to give a speech:

He’s is just absolutely mobbed by people who love him. Sometimes the Secret Service have to use bats to rescue him from it.

But what are Kamala Harris rallies like? Here is Kamala Harris at one of her most attended rallies:

I guess it was a bad camera angle. She claims she has a jillion people just off camera — though it was later revealed that “jillion” is not a real number, so she may have been lying.

And here is Kamala Harris giving a rally at New York city, the most populated city in the world.¹

Yeah, when she started her rally, it became as deserted as a common Detroit. Again, though, she claims there is a jillion people just off camera.

Trump said a lot of Kamala’s supporters are fake and bussed in. When I asked the Kamala Harris campaign about this, they sent me this photo to show how real her supporters are:

I guess those kind of look like real people. And here is another photo they sent me:

Hmm. Looks like people, but it is kind of blurry. And here is another of Kamala with excited supporters at a pro-abortion rally:

See? People (or something like people) love her.

But Trump’s rallies aren’t just attended by people anymore. Migrants have eaten over half the pets in this country, and Trump has vowed to protect them. This has made him popular with animal kind. Here he is at a rally from yesterday:

Once again, the Secret Service had to come in with bats to rescue him from all the adoring animals.

Animals like Kamala too, though. Specifically, lizards. She’s always getting swarmed by lizards when giving speeches.

Why? Scientists have not been able to explain. But whatever — lizards love her.

So is Trump right and his rallies are much more popular that Kamala Harris’s? I dunno. I’m not a rallyologist able to quantify such things. But the evidence is they both give speeches with things around them listening. Not me, though; I don’t like listening to politicians talk.

1. I mean the most populated in the part of the world we care about, the U.S.