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Beastbot's avatar

If you go to an opera, there's a 99% chance the person you're sitting next to is evil. This is an undisputed scientific fact because I just told you it is.

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Matt Upton's avatar

"So I thought I’d find a place to hide out until all that...” Palpatine motioned upward to space. “...resolves itself.”

I snorted.

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Pete The G-man's avatar

It almost sounds like Anakin might be related to Rico...at least pre-SuperEgo. This was a good chuckle and Yoda-speak a hoot it is.

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Dave Conlon's avatar

💯

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Brian Baker's avatar

Very good! Quite an unexpected plot twist in the end. Is the planet with "rocky islands and the penguin-like things" earth? (Sorry, I'm not familiar with the Star Wars prequels which I found overwhelmingly underwhelming)

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

No, that's a reference to another planet a Jedi was found hiding out on in the sequel trilogy.

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