I thought you were going to be writing more fiction? I'm pretty sure that all of this has happened already, except for the attacking the DNC HQ part. And that's just a matter of time.
They could also hire me. At the time of my birth, my mom was Democrat and my dad was a Republican, so I literally brought both sides together! (Now my mom's a Republican, but we'll leave that out. Also leave out I've never voted for a Democrat in my life-- instead I'll spin it as a "bold new future" for the party!)
Subtitle: The John Fetterman Story
I thought you were going to be writing more fiction? I'm pretty sure that all of this has happened already, except for the attacking the DNC HQ part. And that's just a matter of time.
They could also hire me. At the time of my birth, my mom was Democrat and my dad was a Republican, so I literally brought both sides together! (Now my mom's a Republican, but we'll leave that out. Also leave out I've never voted for a Democrat in my life-- instead I'll spin it as a "bold new future" for the party!)