Pro tip: for Communism you probably need something more powerful than a revolver. I recommend an ICBM with multiple warheads. Self-propelled artillery at the very least, although there have been reports of limited success using drones and IEDs. Remember, there is no such thing as overkill in a situation like this.
For the life of me, when I talk to people who are already steeped in DEI and equitable outcomes (sadly somewhat common), I can't get them onboard with the "violence leveler." Putting Grandma on equal footing with "Thuglife" Gambino just makes sense!
Pro tip: for Communism you probably need something more powerful than a revolver. I recommend an ICBM with multiple warheads. Self-propelled artillery at the very least, although there have been reports of limited success using drones and IEDs. Remember, there is no such thing as overkill in a situation like this.
For the life of me, when I talk to people who are already steeped in DEI and equitable outcomes (sadly somewhat common), I can't get them onboard with the "violence leveler." Putting Grandma on equal footing with "Thuglife" Gambino just makes sense!
I almost feel like I could have written this one.
Almost.
Indiana Jones nods.
I enjoy all your columns, Mr. Fleming, but I truly loved this one. Coldly pragmatic as well as hilarious.