I don’t think I will be able to act as a super bundled fundraiser for you campaign unless there is a moon-nuking component in your plan for the first 100 days of office. I know from the last 20 years of presidential campaigns that working with Congress is not required for the president to commit to, well, anything, so I can’t understand why a simple space-based nuke delivery would be too much to ask.
I don't trust footnotes. It's like you're trying to hide something by putting it in text that tiny. Pledge to eliminate all footnotes from future correspondence and you've got my vote.
When you win you can charge the Secret Service rent for the office they’ll want to set up in your garage or barn. Generally that runs about $300,000 per year.
Also they’ll want to drive you to the grocery store and Home Depot and what not in their vehicles for the four year term. They will pay for gas and insurance.
Lastly, consider hiring your wife as your Chief of Staff.
While for the most part I'm fine with your platform, it's missing something important:
NUKE THE MOON!
I don’t think I will be able to act as a super bundled fundraiser for you campaign unless there is a moon-nuking component in your plan for the first 100 days of office. I know from the last 20 years of presidential campaigns that working with Congress is not required for the president to commit to, well, anything, so I can’t understand why a simple space-based nuke delivery would be too much to ask.
I don't trust footnotes. It's like you're trying to hide something by putting it in text that tiny. Pledge to eliminate all footnotes from future correspondence and you've got my vote.
Good news!
When you win you can charge the Secret Service rent for the office they’ll want to set up in your garage or barn. Generally that runs about $300,000 per year.
Also they’ll want to drive you to the grocery store and Home Depot and what not in their vehicles for the four year term. They will pay for gas and insurance.
Lastly, consider hiring your wife as your Chief of Staff.
I'm on board as long as it doesn't cost me anything.
Frank! 2024
(You can use that if you want)