Let's All Calm Down and Look at Cute Baby Animals

People have gotten crazy, so let's relax

Someone tried to murder Trump! Can you believe it? I know everyone is yelling about things like “democracy is at stake!” and “Project 2025 will eat our faces!” but I didn’t think anyone would take that seriously enough to hurt people.

Maybe we all need a break from politics so we can calm down a bit. I know the Republican National Convention is this week, but I think we can all pretty much admit the election is over — Trump was already ahead and then he handled getting shot like a total boss and Biden still can’t read off a teleprompter coherently — so maybe let’s not worry about the election and look at cute things instead.

Look at these puppies!

Aren’t they adorable! Don’t you want to pet them? Well, you can’t, because I generated that picture with AI. Petting them is impossible.

And here are kittens!

I don’t really care for kittens as much as puppies as they have sharp teeth and claws but here they are for those who like them.

And now look: ducklings with hats!

Aren’t they so cute with their little caps? Again, I made this with AI; putting hats on ducklings could get you arrested in California.

And look at this!

It’s a baby monkey, but he’s a judge! Could you imagine going to court and seeing him as the judge? I guess you wouldn’t have anything to worry about, then. But he could surprise you. He looks cute, but he could be a hanging judge. Monkeys and children can be vicious.

And look here:

It’s a baby squirrel eating cotton candy!

I don’t really trust squirrels. This image only make me apprehensive. Let’s move on.

It’s a cute snake!

Okay, I don’t know if a snake can be cute, but I decided to give AI a shot at it. You know, maybe we should look for beauty where we hadn’t before. It’s like how in politics, we hate the other side, but maybe they aren’t so bad.

But no, I still am not getting near this snake. I’m pretty sure it’s going to bite me with a poison bite.

How about a cute spider?

Okay, that didn’t work at all. That’s just a spider. It is not cute. I want to smash it. I want smash it like I want to smash all the liberals ideas and watch them weep as everything they cherish falls apart and get this feeling of safety knowing the country is on the right path because all the libs are wailing and gnashing their teeth.

And here’s a baby deer wearing a tuxedo!

Isn’t he fancy?

Hope you enjoyed this break from politics!