As a lifelong card-carrying member of the Association of Lobbing Felines Into Rotary Blades (ALFIRB), I am wholly opposed to this take. As the vice-chair of my local ALFIRB chapter, I think I can speak officially when I say that ALFIRB condemns this take, you, and everything you stand for. I hope you are prepared to receive a longer written statement published on ALFIRB letterhead, and are ready to be reported and cancelled wherever you digitally roam.
As a lifelong card-carrying member of the Association of Lobbing Felines Into Rotary Blades (ALFIRB), I am wholly opposed to this take. As the vice-chair of my local ALFIRB chapter, I think I can speak officially when I say that ALFIRB condemns this take, you, and everything you stand for. I hope you are prepared to receive a longer written statement published on ALFIRB letterhead, and are ready to be reported and cancelled wherever you digitally roam.
What about a full-grown cat that doesn't even play the piano? I feel like that's more justifiable.