Shocking Revelations About RFK
The most interesting things that came out about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. during the hearings
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was subjected to some intense questioning because President Trump nominated him for Secretary of Health and Human Services. A number of shocking things came out during the hearings, and here’s the most interesting:
Shocking Revelations about RFK
Says vaccines cause Disney live-action remakes.
Doesn’t believe monkeys are real.
Was a villainous pirate (ArrFK) on one of the Great Lakes, but can’t remember which.
Claims to have cooked and ate Bigfoot.1
Says corn dogs are a CIA-backed plot.
He once shot a statue for looking at him funny.
Wants to ban the Sonic movies because fast hedgehogs are “unnatural.”
Once beat up Robert Reich for not revealing the location of his lucky charms.
Claims he cured himself of the Thanos snap with exercise and healthy eating.
Has never been in a convenience store because “convenience makes you weak.”
Says fluoride in the water turned Dumbledore gay.
He doesn’t believe in Pokémon evolution.2
May have supported a onesie or associated with those who supported a onesie.
He has no idea what the ‘F’ stands for.
He once used seed oil in cooking and will thus probably die soon.
Was shockingly revealed to be a member of the Kennedy family.
He says he has no evidence of this except for some jerky he kept.
Despite all the evidence presented to him, RFK says there is no link between Pikachu and Raichu.
ArrrrrFK - you cracked the code!
Multiple LOLs.