Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I learned something. I always thought Shoplifting was, like, raising up a store with a bunch of forklifts or something. But I guess it's when you steal stuff for sale, I guess? Shouldn't that be called Productlifting or Merchandiselifting or something?
My younger brother once shoplifted a pencil sharpener that looked like a tarantula. He eventually became a teacher, so that was probably punishment enough…
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I learned something. I always thought Shoplifting was, like, raising up a store with a bunch of forklifts or something. But I guess it's when you steal stuff for sale, I guess? Shouldn't that be called Productlifting or Merchandiselifting or something?
No, Productlifting is when you raise up a product with a bunch of forklifts.
And Merchandiselifting is like weight-lifting, but you name the weights Merchandise.
My younger brother once shoplifted a pencil sharpener that looked like a tarantula. He eventually became a teacher, so that was probably punishment enough…
I lost my virginity behind a Target. Their security really doesn’t mess around
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