Oh I totally endorse the war hat! It should be customized for each war with multi-colored tassles and little pins with inspirational pictures (like an angry llama screaming "Llamagedon!!"
Actually - the more I think about it, that could actually work. You can't declare war without the hat.
President: You mean I have to put on that ridiculous thing to send out our troops!?
Aide: Yes sir. And you have to do the little dance.
Great war dance picture but it looks a lot like the ads for WAR! - The Musical. Hope this doesn’t get you in hot water with the Broadway show people. They’re fierce!
All I want is Congress to sign the War Declaration. That way they can't back out of during the next election. "War? I didn't sign a declaration of war! I don't know what you're talking about."
Oh I totally endorse the war hat! It should be customized for each war with multi-colored tassles and little pins with inspirational pictures (like an angry llama screaming "Llamagedon!!"
Actually - the more I think about it, that could actually work. You can't declare war without the hat.
President: You mean I have to put on that ridiculous thing to send out our troops!?
Aide: Yes sir. And you have to do the little dance.
Great war dance picture but it looks a lot like the ads for WAR! - The Musical. Hope this doesn’t get you in hot water with the Broadway show people. They’re fierce!
All I want is Congress to sign the War Declaration. That way they can't back out of during the next election. "War? I didn't sign a declaration of war! I don't know what you're talking about."
Me: "But, you did, it's right here."
Yeah, what're they gonna do to stop the president, impeach him? That's like a yearly thing now, no one cares anymore.