Perfect, except for the beginning:

"“What happened? Where’s Admiral Ackbar?”

“He died in the attack,” C-3PO answered.


C-3PO shook his metal head. “It was A TRAP.”

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Yep, yep. Those were my thoughts when I saw that scene in the theatre. "What's this purple-haired freak doing on the bridge?" "That's an Admiral? Oh shit, the resistance is doomed." followed by, "WTF? You can't do that with hyperspace." Then I started thinking. "If they could have done that, why didn't they ram the Falcon into the death star at hyperspeed?"

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