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Beastbot's avatar

Trump: C'mon, Grover Cleveland needs some company in the history books!

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Tim's avatar

Trump: Make Earth Great Again!

Why stop with America?

Besides, MEGA is a more useful acronym than MAGA - lots of further slogan possibilities with “MEGA!”

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Frank Canzolino's avatar

In Trump We (Almost) Trust

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JosieC's avatar

An interesting exercise, to say the least. Some good stuff there! / However, I have to add: I hate to be a grammar Nazi (so-called), but the proper use of words is essential to proper thinking. Please note that in the slogan "Trump: As prophesized by ancient Sumerian texts," the correct word is PROPHESIED, not "prophesized." There is no such word as "prophesized." This is the second time in two days that I've seen that mistake -- and I've seen it more often recently (before these last two days). I'm not sure where this is coming from seemingly all of a sudden.

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Nick H's avatar

Clearly you didn't read the prophecy that said this is inevitable. It's the same one that warned us about irregardless.

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JosieC's avatar

Heh. :-)

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Clifton Griffin's avatar

Trump: Marginally fewer abortions than the other gal

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