Trump Slogans
It’s looking like a close race for President this year, and since I don’t like Democrats, I thought I’d help out by coming up with a new great slogan for Trump.
Remember: This is a brainstorm, so there are no bad ideas. Just throwing things out there.
Here we go!
New Trump Slogans
Trump: As seen on TV
Trump: Was already president before so he knows what he’s doing
Trump: Easy to spell
Trump: As prophesized by ancient Sumerian texts1
Trump: Promises to put a horse on Mars for Mars horse rides
Trump: Not a woman
Trump: He has magical powers and you don’t want to make him angry2
Trump: Will make Star Wars good again
Trump: If you elect him, he’ll let you use his trampoline3
Trump: Everyone else is worse
Trump: Now even Trumpier!
Trump: Who you vote for is a secret; no one has to know
Trump: Hates most of the same people you do
Trump: Wipe those smug smiles off their faces
Trump: Will end all wars and grow the economy or your money back!4
Trump: He was Home Alone 2, one of the top two Home Alones
Trump: Will make another branch of the military after Space Force, and you’ll never guess what it is5
Trump: You owe it to him because he got shot
Trump: His running mate was played by the Night Agent in a movie
Trump: Now with 10% less Trump!
Trump: He’s not going away so just embrace him
Well, those are my ideas. Do you have any ideas for a new Trump slogan?
By some readings.
PolitiFact rates this claim as “Mostly False.”
One at a time and you need to take off your shoes.
Only applies to the cost of voting (which is free) and not donations to his campaign
Betting markets say it’s Time Cops
Trump: C'mon, Grover Cleveland needs some company in the history books!
Trump: Make Earth Great Again!
Why stop with America?
Besides, MEGA is a more useful acronym than MAGA - lots of further slogan possibilities with “MEGA!”