Trump Slogans

Let's brainstorms some new slogans

It’s looking like a close race for President this year, and since I don’t like Democrats, I thought I’d help out by coming up with a new great slogan for Trump.

Remember: This is a brainstorm, so there are no bad ideas. Just throwing things out there.

Here we go!

New Trump Slogans

Trump: As seen on TV

Trump: Was already president before so he knows what he’s doing

Trump: Easy to spell

Trump: As prophesized by ancient Sumerian texts¹

Trump: Promises to put a horse on Mars for Mars horse rides

Horse will probably need a space suit too.

Trump: Not a woman

Trump: He has magical powers and you don’t want to make him angry²

Trump: Will make Star Wars good again

Trump: If you elect him, he’ll let you use his trampoline³

Trump: Everyone else is worse

Trump: Now even Trumpier!

Trump: Who you vote for is a secret; no one has to know

Trump: Hates most of the same people you do

Trump: Wipe those smug smiles off their faces

Trump: Will end all wars and grow the economy or your money back!⁴

Trump: He was Home Alone 2, one of the top two Home Alones

Trump: Will make another branch of the military after Space Force, and you’ll never guess what it is⁵

Trump: You owe it to him because he got shot

Trump: His running mate was played by the Night Agent in a movie

Trump: Now with 10% less Trump!

Trump: He’s not going away so just embrace him

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Well, those are my ideas. Do you have any ideas for a new Trump slogan?

1. By some readings.

2. PolitiFact rates this claim as “Mostly False.”

3. One at a time and you need to take off your shoes.

4. Only applies to the cost of voting (which is free) and not donations to his campaign

5. Betting markets say it’s Time Cops