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Christopher's avatar

Since your guide is for entertainment purposes only, I don’t know if I should berate you for endorsing the “other guy”, or high-five you for endorsing “my guy”. Please provide a less entertaining guide so I know whether I support your position or oppose it.

Although, if it’s not entertaining, I probably won’t read it. So, never mind.

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Beastbot's avatar

Waiting for the inevitable press release about how everyone says Trump was the best pie eater ever and Ron DeSanctimonious couldn't eat a pie if he tried.

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Realestateacct's avatar

I would back DeSantis in a pie eating contest. He eats pudding with his fngers and Trump uses a knife and fork to eat pizza.

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Mark Brents's avatar

Years ago SNL did a fake commercial for Bush Sr comparing heights with Dukakis. It ended "Bush: He's taller

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