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Beastbot's avatar

It's so easy to write Trump. The man is like a parody of himself.

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MD Streeter's avatar

"...because, you know, families these days."

Excellent! The best closer. I'll bet there's only one other person in the country... in the world who could write a better closer. Too bad he's already employed by McDonald's.

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Minion507's avatar

In my head Mr. Mushnik sounds exactly like the flower shop manager from Little Shop of Horrors . . . which brings up an interesting crossover scenario . . .

"Let's put this weird looking plant in the window to drum up some business!"

Shoot - that seems like it would fit in 2024 just about as well as anything else. I have no idea how I'm going to explain this year to my future grandkids. Probably with a lot of gesticulations.

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Jill's avatar

Hahahah that's a good one Frank

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