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Beastbot's avatar

"Canada will be painted in red, white, and blue."

And Greenland! Don't forget Greenland! Which will now be named Freedomland!

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Betsy's avatar

I honestly wish even one of these were true.

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Nick H's avatar

I think we can make hot dogs happen.

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Jim's avatar

That all sounds really grand. I'm going to file it under "Sounds Awesome, But Don't Hold Breath." That folder is getting really thick.

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