Wait... You _aren't_ a mummologist, Frank?! Here I was thinking I was dealing with a certified expert. Come to find out, you are barely a novice on mummy matters.
Everyone knows the only way to end a curse is with a gallon of donkey blood, two half-inch straps of leather, and an old man named Rusty. At least all mummologists. Unlike dumb Frank here who never even took a Mummology 101 course at college.
Wait... You _aren't_ a mummologist, Frank?! Here I was thinking I was dealing with a certified expert. Come to find out, you are barely a novice on mummy matters.
Sincerely,
Truly Disappointed
Everyone knows the only way to end a curse is with a gallon of donkey blood, two half-inch straps of leather, and an old man named Rusty. At least all mummologists. Unlike dumb Frank here who never even took a Mummology 101 course at college.
Reading these posts is so much fun. I really hope you are compiling them for a book. AI picks, a must. First in line to buy it.