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Samuel Yates's avatar

If you listen to advocates for either - not voting for Beto means you voted for Abbott and not voting for Abbott means you voted for Beto. So congratulations - you forgot to register and still got 2 votes. Not quite as good as writing in someone and getting three votes, but still pretty good.

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RomanCandle's avatar

Giggle.

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Beastbot's avatar

Real Reason:

Frank REALLY hates jury duty.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

I still got called to jury duty this year. Maybe I am registered.

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Neill Augustine's avatar

Oops.

My bride and I voted for Ron DeSantis' next term this morning.

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Robert's avatar

That's a solid reason, but I think that Beto voters would probably not let that stop them. If Abbott promised to nuke the Gulf of Mexico you'd find a way to vote for him anyway.

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Comrade Twit's avatar

Well played, but what would the founding father's say about your effort for the country?

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

I'd just show them my cool guns and then we'd be friends.

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Comrade Twit's avatar

True they would love it, stupid muskets. Thanks for your pithy writing.

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