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Luna579's avatar

I feel like I am getting more value here than in the stock market, so as far as grifting goes, I’m good with this kind.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

The stock market is too volatile. You need to keep your money in fancy clothes for Winchester.

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Colorado Mom's avatar

Okay, this totally made my day. All that couponing was worth it.

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Captain Whitebread's avatar

Winchester in a top hat looks snazzy.

But a monocle?

Dude, even I don't have one of those.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

Well, you're not Winchester. He deserves one.

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Austin Robertson's avatar

Darn it - grifted again! FLEEEEMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

Eh, it's only your fifth time.

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Meg D's avatar

He's adorable...period!

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Cade Blankenship's avatar

Going hungry to pay for my subscription was worth it

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

May seeing Winchester in a top hat feed you.

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Denver Gregg's avatar

is it really a grift if the mark enjoys it?

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

I hope so. We love grifting!

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Kristin Oren's avatar

He really is too cute to not have a monocle.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

That's the next goal.

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Beastbot's avatar

I dunno, I think you just owned yourself by giving him a tux t-shirt. Feel like that shoulda been a stretch goal. Also, the next goal after monocle should be big fake gray mustache. Then have him guest-star in an episode of FreedomToons.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

We need to get Winchester an actual baby-sized tux.

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Chris Dickerson's avatar

He’s gonna look great in a monocle. After that is procured can you get him a proper tux? Full tails preferred.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

Definitely. After the monocle it's either a full tux or a cane.

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Sgt Sternhammer's avatar

I've never paid for internet content before, so I have to admit Winchester grifted me but good. But a monocle? I wonder if W has considered a pince nez.

Also, your reference to the Tennessee Kid has me wondering if you've read a lot of Damon Runyon.

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Nomansapeninsula's avatar

I would be more than happy to contribute to the "Winchester Monocle Fund" (WMF) but I'm saving up money to get my dog some swim trunks and goggles.

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