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Shannon's avatar

But how will people online know if they can’t see the hat???

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

Put it in your profile picture.

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Shannon's avatar

This is why you should be the billionaire instead of me

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Beastbot's avatar

"Bulllliamoe" is the name of a university in Louisiana, I suspect. Or it should be.

Anyways, I would counter that yes, in six or seven years you could turn your billion into two billion, but at the current inflation rate-- and let's be honest, it's only gonna go up-- the two billion will only be worth what one billion is now. My advice is to invest it all in My Patriot Supply. Build your house of them; you'll need it when the Soros-backed zombies caused by climate change appear.

*Beastbot received no money from My Patriot Supply for this ad. Though he wished he did.

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