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George Collins's avatar

I feel the same about wasps.

I "first link" google searched whats the point of wasps and it said to help pest control on farms....

WHY THEY IN THE CITY GOOGLE?!?!?! IS THIS A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING?

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Jim Moore's avatar

I would've added Panda Bears to this list. They just seem to sit around and wait for food to come to them. I think the only reason they're still around is because of their entertainment value in zoos.

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Beastbot's avatar

Polar bears. They hunt humans, and people are always whining about them maybe disappearing someday, so let's just do it already so they stop.

Aw, who'm I kidding, they'll just whine about something else. But at least we'll be rid of polar bears.

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Nick H's avatar

Armadillos. They're armored rats with leprosy who dig up your yard and destroy your garden.

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Jim's avatar

Adios to the fire ants! Seems like it would be easy enough to replace them with regular ants. We probably wouldn't even have to try.

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James's avatar

I was low key hoping to see a hot take about Pit Bulls

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Sabrina's avatar

I hate mosquitoes, but without them, we will suffer a major change in the ecosystem.

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Willard's avatar

Getting rid of mosquitoes would mean millions of bats could starve. You can't just pull animals out of an ecosystem without any consequences.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

I don't need bats for anything.

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MisshapenSmiley's avatar

I assume wasps are implied to secretly be on the list, since everyone hates them anyway.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

Yeah, I didn't want to spend a lot of time on obvious choices.

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HCG's avatar

I miss Scary Evil Monkey.

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Frank J. Fleming's avatar

All he wanted was to eat your eyeballs, turn them into poo, and then throw the poo at you.

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