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George Collins's avatar

I feel the same about wasps.

I "first link" google searched whats the point of wasps and it said to help pest control on farms....

WHY THEY IN THE CITY GOOGLE?!?!?! IS THIS A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING?

Jim Moore's avatar

I would've added Panda Bears to this list. They just seem to sit around and wait for food to come to them. I think the only reason they're still around is because of their entertainment value in zoos.

Beastbot's avatar

Polar bears. They hunt humans, and people are always whining about them maybe disappearing someday, so let's just do it already so they stop.

Aw, who'm I kidding, they'll just whine about something else. But at least we'll be rid of polar bears.

Nick H's avatar

Armadillos. They're armored rats with leprosy who dig up your yard and destroy your garden.

Jim's avatar

Adios to the fire ants! Seems like it would be easy enough to replace them with regular ants. We probably wouldn't even have to try.

James's avatar

I was low key hoping to see a hot take about Pit Bulls

Sabrina's avatar

I hate mosquitoes, but without them, we will suffer a major change in the ecosystem.

Willard's avatar

Getting rid of mosquitoes would mean millions of bats could starve. You can't just pull animals out of an ecosystem without any consequences.

Frank J. Fleming's avatar

I don't need bats for anything.

Logan Lee's avatar

I assume wasps are implied to secretly be on the list, since everyone hates them anyway.

Frank J. Fleming's avatar

Yeah, I didn't want to spend a lot of time on obvious choices.

HCG's avatar

I miss Scary Evil Monkey.

Frank J. Fleming's avatar

All he wanted was to eat your eyeballs, turn them into poo, and then throw the poo at you.